i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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