i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
