my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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