HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
organizing the empties. That sober.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
as a side note pls kill me
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