Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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