Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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