ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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