I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
True strength comes from lack of pants
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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