...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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