still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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