Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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