those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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