Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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