Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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