i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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