I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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