Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
