There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It was confusing and full of hummus
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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