oh god the rape fog is back!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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