im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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