Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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