If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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