This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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