So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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