So drunk its hurt
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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