I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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