Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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