So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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