She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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