Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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