Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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