Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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