chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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