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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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