Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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