the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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