so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Randomize
