Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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