I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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