is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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