I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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