He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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