I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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