I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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