do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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