Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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