# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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