You're so nebulous sometimes
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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