Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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