i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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