so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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