i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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